Losowe angielskie dowcipy
Message To Mom ->
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. The man tells her it will be $300. She exclaims, "I don't have any money, but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!!!" To that the man... [ca造 ->]
The Lettuce Joke ->
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!... [ca造 ->]
Breaking News ->
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car? A: She had to break a window to get out!... [ca造 ->]
Why were blondes created? ->
Q: Why were blondes created? A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge... [ca造 ->]
Bumper Stickers ->
** EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later. ** If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. ** No, I don't have a license to kill; it's just a learners permit. ** Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect. ** Sure you ... [ca造 ->]
A Blonde's Dream ->
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor. Doctor: What was your dream about? Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire! Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like? Blonde: I was running ... [ca造 ->]
Cinderella and Tampon ->
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming's ball, but as you know the evil stepsisiers and stepmother will not let her. So they leave her all alone on the big night, cleaning the place. "Oh, how I wish I could go!" Cinderella sighed. No s... [ca造 ->]
My very first time! ->
The night was young, the moon was high, We were alone just she and I. Her hair was soft her eyes were blue, I new just what she wanted me to do, Her skin was smooth her legs were fine. I ran my finger down her spin. I don't know how but i... [ca造 ->]
Blue Elephants ->
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. 2. How do you kill a pink elephant? Twist his nose until he turns blue and then use the blue elephant gun.... [ca造 ->]
Rejected Hallmark Cards ->
1. So your Daughters a hooker and it spoiled your day... look on the bright side, she's a really good lay. 2. My tire was thumping... I thought it was flat... when I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat... Sorry. 3. You had your Bladd... [ca造 ->]
Empty upstairs! ->
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to fall out.... [ca造 ->]
Two Brain Cells ->
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant... [ca造 ->]
You know you're Middle Aged if... ->
You??ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything. The bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car-in the ??ten items or less? lane. You??ve stopped supporting your children, and star... [ca造 ->]
Warning Labels On Booze! ->
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES TO TIP OFF DRINKERS ABOUT THE POSSIBLE PERIL OF POUNDING A PINT OR TWO. 1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a bu... [ca造 ->]
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot! ->
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she looked in the window there was a gorgeous parrot for sale with a sign that said "$50.00". She had always wanted a parrot, but had found them to be too expensive, so she rushed in an... [ca造 ->]